Castles, flowers and frogs - Loire Valley, France

There once was a frog called Nic,
Who made lots of girls very sick.
He’d pick them all flowers,
From around castle towers,
Which were covered in bugs and ticks.

There once was a girl who loved flowers,
Who’d smell them around castles for hours.
A frog gave her his pick,
Which had hidden a tick,
But the girl was a witch with some powers.

There once was a witch called Spunky,
Who cast spells that were rather clunky.
She turned ticks into dicks,
Which gave her the kicks, and
The frog ended up as a monkey!

There once was a monkey called Nic,
Who climbed walls so incredibly quick.
He could do all the moves,
And mantle up rooves, and
Listened to her crap limerick.